As some of you know, Bernie likes Hawaiian shirts. (Let’s not get into his disastrous marketing venture with Hawaiian pants for now.) Reader Melody informs us that products such as the one seen here are available. Suppose Bernie happened to wear one? And Chet noticed? Yikes. (For those of you new to the #ChetandBernie series, Bernie is the detective and Chet is the canine narrator – but not a talking one!)