Yesterday was National Limerick Day. Reader ML was moved to synopsize  Mrs. Plansky’s Revenge (digitally available at $2.99! till the end of the month) in limerick form. This is too good not to share. (It induces limerick responses from other readers, which we’ll get to.)

A lady by name, Mrs Plansky

Was diddled of dough by a Scamsky,

She vowed to track down,

Romania bound

Retrieving her money or damnsky.